Friday, 1 May 2009

What IS all the fuss about????????

Can someone please explain what all the fuss is about with you humans and your fascination with falling water???????? Don't you know that water is evil and bad for you. It makes your fur wet and spoils your appearance - you have to look good when you are asleep you know - you've all been onto I Can Haz Cheesburger?
and seen those terrible pictures of torture where you humans pour water on us and seen the effects. We are not like those pre-gremlin things that must never be fed at night and must never have water poured on them - we don't turn into mad creatures and cause riots in the town but it certainly doesn't do our street cred much good.
Anyway, I have decided that if I stay here, it will cut down the risk of Girl Friday getting the falling water device fixed and that in turn will reduce the risk of me accidentally walking into it and ending up looking like a bedraggled rat.
Tune in again soon to see what else I have been up to heheheheheheheh

Pumpkin xxxxx

3 comments:

  1. Now Pumpkin just make sure you don't roll over and fall in there. LOL

    Mary

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  2. Be careful Pumpkin you must get out before the new shower tray is installed, we wouldn't want you to get lost forever :)

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  3. Where's Pumpkin? surely he's not been buried under the shower (: I hope not I miss him :)

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